It is 6:36AM and I just had one of the funnest nights ever. It was the last night as flatmates for Slorebags and I and we did what we always do together: went out to hunt randoms. In this spirit, Dandom the Random came over and we went up to the Oaks for a few. I collected our first randoms less than a centimetre into our first drinks, their names were Mick and Davo (as it was Australia Day we had to Oz their names up a bit). They were good value.
I noticed, over the lip of my beer, a girl that I remembered from the night before. I checked my phone. Yep that was her photo, the very incriminating one. I approached her table and showed them. Three minutes later we had merged three tables worth of randoms together and were having a great time. Until one of the new random girls overhead Sonz and I and asked what a slore is. Two of them became quite offended by the definition, which I am thinking is a bit of a filter. The one who understood, Belinda, is tops and can hunt randoms with me any time.
After a bit of persuasion, Sonz and I managed to convince Mick and Davo to come back to ours for a party – with Dandom we had already bought a case of beer and three bottles of spirits. We made a lot of noise.
** I fell asleep at this point of writing **
We had a few at home then took them up to the Slounge. Davo was a top guy and Mick fancies himself the pickup artist. He didn’t pick up. They made their exit eventually, and when we were kicked out of the Slounge at 4am Snugs, Slorebags, Dandom and I walked back to our house for more fun. We put on the media center and started to watch Borat, got to the part about the jew egg and snapped. We stopped the movie then, but for the rest of the night whenever someone said jewegg we all cracked up. Slorebags still sends me texts with that single word.
Snugs and I put on The Aristocrats, which I was assured was comedy gold. I don’t know if it was because of the quality of the comedy or my extreme drunkenness but we were pissing ourselves laughing for the two hours of the movie. Snugs kept making me repeat the funniest jokes.
We retired, Dandom on the balcony (on the beanbag) and me to my room. I drank a bottle of water and woke with nary a hangover.