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I IZ IN UR POOL, EATIN UR MEATZ

for craigeaux

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Written on 30 May 2007 by darryn under Uncategorized with No Comments
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what grinds my gears

  • Why do I have to type in the number of cents when I withdraw money from an ATM? They only dispense $20 and $50 notes. It is just stupid that to withdraw one hundred dollars I have to key in 1,0,0,0,0.
  • On the subject of ATMs, why doesn’t it know if I wanted a receipt? It asks if I want one, and then it says “Please take your cash, and your receipt if you asked for one“. It is a computer, it is smart enough to be able to present me with a different message depending on my choice.
  • Why doesn’t the Aloe Vera juice bottle warn that it is a laxative? It tastes really nice, so I drank three litres.

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    Written on 28 May 2007 by darryn under personal with 1 Comment
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    chick house

    I share a house with two girls, Kads and Megatron. We get along quite well, but tonight I realised that there is a problem. I am turning into a chick.

    How I know:

    • I was watching the News with Megatron and they said that Toni Collette would be hosting the Cannes File Festival for eleven more days. I thought to myself “she will need eleven more dresses, she can’t wear the same one twice”.
    • Later, I noticed that I was watching Home & Away. I noticed this when I asked Megatron if some guy was the baby’s father. I was appalled.

    I think I will have to go out tomorrow and drink beer with strippers, so that I become a man again.

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    Written on 16 May 2007 by darryn under personal with 2 Comments
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    no began, it wasn’t funny

    erols_reaping

    From here. Began does earn several bonus points for posting the comment under the pseudonym Erols.

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    Written on 16 May 2007 by darryn under personal with 1 Comment
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    LOL! I snapped

    - tiger says (1:41 PM):
    i am going to hell
    Breigh says (1:41 PM):
    well it’s not like we didn’t see it coming

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    Written on 03 May 2007 by darryn under personal with 2 Comments
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