Monthly Archives for September 2006

brotherly love

- darryn says (10:28 PM):
well too bad you won’t be there on saturday cos i would fuck you up

Pharaoh Reece # Am - Heh says (10:28 PM):
aahahah

Pharaoh Reece # Am - Heh says (10:28 PM):
yeah right nut job

- darryn says (10:28 PM):
crying tears of blood like a bitch, a zombie bitch

Pharaoh Reece # Am - Heh says (10:29 PM):
well i got talk to stace on the phone so eat cock cock boy with bear head slut turd

Reece is my brother.

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bek is famous

from phatxtacy33’s Live Space:

Hooters opened up in para the other night so being hungry boys we decided to check it out. far man!! it was crazy, something ive never seen b4, it was like a titie bar and restaurant combined! service was real good, friendly and stuff haha our waitress was Bek… oooohhh Bek haahahaha the food took forever to come but hey they were busy and just starting out so it was understandable, besides it was craving icandy hahaha.

ooooOooO Bek hahah

lol!

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    chambers of horror

    This evening I went to help out my good mate Chris, who had a computer problem. He is a barrister, and it was the first time I had ever actually been inside his chambers. It was exactly what you would expect, walls lined with wooden shelves filled with hundreds of volumes of law books.

    I saw his wig. I needed a photo of it. At Chris’ suggestion one was taken. You probably can’t recognise the guy in the photo, but it is me! The purpose of a barrister’s wig is to conceal their identity so that Bad People that they “send to gaol” can’t accost them on the street.

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    be nice to me

    The limit is five tickets per customer, if you don’t think I like you enough to give you one then I suggest getting tix NOW from inthemix or fuzzy or even ticketek. Even if you think I will give you one, get some anyway. ebay profiteering ftw.

    The lineup so far is:

    Martin Solveig
    Kaskade
    Plump DJs
    Mylo (DJ Set)
    Crazy Penis (Live)
    Freestylers (Live)
    The Presets (Live)
    Ugly Duckling (Live)
    Hybrid (Live)
    Jamie Lidell (Live)
    The Loose Cannons (DJ Set)
    The Nextmen
    Tom Neville
    Switch
    DJ T
    Kid Kenobi & MC Shureshock
    Ajax
    Grant Smillie
    James Taylor
    Jonathan Wall
    Toby Neal
    Tim Sea
    Illya

    I used to go clubbing with Toby every week, and now he’s a big fancy MoS DJ. It was at his house that I learned how to play decks, on one of those post-tweekin mornings that we all miss so much. Perhaps we can regain some of that feeling by going to Field Day.

    I am going to Parklife for the long weekend. Come with.

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    countries I have visited

    I was just thinking about this and decided that I should write it down, in case I someday forget. In order of first visit:

    1. Australia
    2. Papua New Guinea
    3. Antarctica (not a country, and it was a 1 day tour in a 747, it was AWESOME)
    4. New Zealand
    5. Malaysia
    6. Singapore
    7. The Netherlands
    8. Turkey
    9. United Kindom (England)
    10. Germany
    11. Switzerland
    12. Italy
    13. United Kingdom (Wales)
    14. China (Hong Kong)
    15. Thailand
    16. France
    17. Belgium
    18. Luxemburg
    19. Fiji (added October 2006)

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    freak

    Last night I went up to the slounge for a few drinks. Met Slore and Snugs, also Sam and Messex. Slore and Snugs left early and some random girl came and sat with us. I thought she was one of Messex’s friends. Messex and Sam got up to go to the bar and I was alone with this girl. I tried to talk to her but she was unresponsive, kept playing with her blackberry instead.

    Sam and Messex returned and continued their PDA’s, and so i jokingly told them that their love disgusts me. The girl arced up and told me that their love is beautiful and it is me that is disgusting. OK.

    We went up to Minsky’s (the piano bar) and the girl went to the bar for a round. She brought back three drinks. No drink for me. I bought myself a drink and joined the others who were now right at the piano, Sam and Messex singing gleefully, the girl just standing there.

    After a few songs the piano man went on a break so we decided to leave, and went all together out to the street, but when I got down the steps Sam and Messex were nowhere to be seen, so it was just me and the hostile girl. She hopped in a cab and said to me “are you coming?”.

    WTF?

    Worst. Seduction. Ever.

    [update] no, craigeaux, I didn’t get in. I told her that I “just live down the hill”, and walked away.

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    failure

    I completely forgot and ate an oyster. Tasted damn good though.

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    vegan + dhal = ftw

    I have been a dietary vegan for four days now and, to be honest, it hasn’t really been that difficult. In many ways it has been better than before as I have been eating fresh and healthy food instead of the crap that I normally consume. I have eaten a lot of curries, although last night I went to Green Gourmet in St Leonards for dinner. I don’t particularly recommend it - they use some weird kind of soft tofu that doesn’t taste as good as the proper firm kind that I like.

    Tonight I cooked a dhal. I didn’t have a lot of time so i just used red lentils, which do not need soaking. I haven’t cooked dhal for at least two years and I didn’t use a recipe, and because of this, I am ashamed to say, I used a pre-mixed garam masala. As people who have lived with me know, I am not a massive fan of following recipes. I like to experiment. Apart from the normal garlic, onion, lentils, tomato, garam masala and salt I added sesame seeds and lemon juice, purely because I had them and thought that they would fit. I will use them again. I got Melvin to taste test for me, as he is a gourmand, and he suggested that I toast the sesame seeds next time. I will do that.

    Sonia, who claims to be a vegetarian, ate dinner with me and seemed to thoroughly enjoy her meal. I have left her a lunch pack in the fridge so I will see if she has taken it in the morning.

    I will work on this version a few more times before I post the recipe here.

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    People who rocked, today

  • craigeaux (ftw)
  • alastair
  • sonia
  • melvin
  • rohan missed out by five minutes

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