Kip and I were watching Revenge of the Sith the other night and she came to a startling conclusion. It is her suspicion that Palpatine is Anakin’s father.
1) Anakin was “spawned by the midichlorians”.
2) Palpatine can use the Dark Side to influence the midichlorians to “create life”.
3) Profit
[Update] I have corrected this theory and posted it at Pinkjoint: Anakin’s Father.
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at 10:44 pm - 18th June 2005 Permalink
Wow, evil begets evil.
At the end of Jedi, this means that Luke and Anakin kill their grandfather.
Now, I don’t know a lot about Jedi philosophy, but in my philosophy people who kill their own grandfathers are evil.
We know from Sith and Jedi that a single evil act is enough to push you down the dark path, so we can conclude that episode 7 will be titled “Revenge of the Sith, Again”.
at 10:46 pm - 18th June 2005 Permalink
Sorry, Luke’s grandfather, Anakin’s dad, obviously.
at 10:47 pm - 18th June 2005 Permalink
Wait - didn’t the mother say the father’s name was “Naughtius Maximus”?
at 11:45 am - 21st June 2005 Permalink
Yes, but two wrongs make a right, so that would instantly make it a super-righteous Jedi act promoting them both instantly to Jedi Master (with bonus force pull)
at 11:13 am - 9th August 2005 Permalink
That’s just silly - two wrongs don’t make a right.
Three lefts do.
at 11:47 pm - 17th November 2005 Permalink
ur all wrong, darth plagus is anikans father. schmi or however u spell it tells qui-gon that anakin has no father, qui-gon notices that anakin has a unusually high michlorian count. palpatine explains that darth plagus could convince the melchlorians to make life. than he looked over at anakin. this shows that darth plagus is anakins real father and if u read further ino the series it shows that darth plagus is his father and luke kills the emporer in a lightsaber dual
at 2:22 pm - 18th November 2005 Permalink
I agree, Darth Plagus is the father. Darth Sidius tells Darth Vador that together the two of them can learn the mysteries that Darth Plagus had learned.
at 3:43 am - 11th May 2006 Permalink
It is not Palpatine, Plagius, or the midichlorians. Granted, Plagius was in an early version of the script, but it was taken OUT which means the books and the movies do not have to agree.
at 11:58 am - 11th September 2006 Permalink
Well who cares whos right lets just leave it at someone did something (orsomeone) and Anakin was born end of story lol
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