Monthly Archives for October 2004

Things happened this weekend

Let me fill you in on what happened over the weekend, in order.

I got up early on Saturday morning for my first kickboxing class for a while (actually the second, but I had to work last week). I enjoy kickboxing and it is a great workout. When I first started it was a shock to my un-exercised system and I nearly died for the first two weeks. This time was different and I actually felt that it could have been harder. Despite this claim, my muscles are very sore right now. All of them. I aspire to someday walk comfortably.

After kickboxing I popped home for a shower and a little bit of study before my exam. Instead of studying I ended up watching TV1’s Star Trek: Voyager marathon for a few hours. Time well spent. With an hour to go I was getting a bit nervous and took 2 No-Doz (caffeine) tablets to ensure I stayed alert, as I was fatigued from kickboxing. Perhaps I am a drug cheat? Taking two tablets was a mistake though because the caffeine combined with the nervousness to make my hands shake. I don’t know why I was nervous. I had gone over a sample exam and knew 80%-90% of the answers without study, so I knew I would pass.

3pm came and I started CompTIA A+ Core Hardware 2003 (exam 220-301). No worries, the allotted time was 90 minutes and I was finished in 21 with a better than passing result. I was quite pleased and called Kip and my parents to tell them.

I sound like a bit of a wanker talking about how easy the exam was, but it was easy for me because I am not the target audience. This exam is aimed at people who hear that “IT is a good industry to get into” and need some kind of proof of competency to get the job. So it is basically a simple introduction to hardware spanning the last 15 years. I lived through this period as a geek and used and configured almost everything covered in the exam. So for me, it is easy. For someone wanting to get an entry level support job it is challenging but helpful.

You may have noticed above that I said “the last 15 years”. That’s right, the exam was updated in 2003 and still there were questions about IBM XT computers. It is a joke. I can’t imagine that there is anyone in the first or second world who is running an IBM XT, or even a 386, 486 or Pentium; for anything other than novelty value. Anyone who might have this hardware is either an enthusiast who would repair it themselves, or very poor and unable to afford a certified technician. 80% of the material covered in this exam is entirely useless in the 21st Century. Any part of the 21st Century.

You might wonder why I paid $268 to do such a pointless exam. Well the answer is: it counts as a subject of my uni course, and is mandatory. They actually wanted me to pay $1650 to do a 5 day course to learn this stuff but luckily they accepted my experience and are satisfied with just the exam. I have 5 more exams to complete before the end of the year to earn my Diploma in Information Technology (Networking Technologies), which is half of the Bachelor’s Degree. I spent a lot of money to do this course for a single reason: The Netherlands. To get a job I have to have an ‘HBO’ level of education, which is sort of halfway between TAFE and a Bachelor’s Degree. I have to get the Diploma by the end of the year so it can be translated in time for my leaving (134 days).

The exam over, I bought a well-earned beer and went home to drink it whilst getting ready. It was Tristan’s birthday and we had been invited for dinner at his parents’ house. I don’t want to go into too much detail, but suffice it to say that Tristan’s parents are very nice people and are excellent hosts. Also, Tristan had much more of an accent when he was a small child.

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Mango bonanza

We have seven mango trees in our yard, and last summer one of them produced about 40 mangoes, none of the other trees produced fruit. The mangoes were delicious, and as they were ripened on the tree they were sweeter than store-bought mangoes. The bats certainly seemed to like them :)

It is Spring again and the trees have finished flowering, covering the ground below them with a brown layer of tiny petals. This is the time that the embryonic fruits begin to form, and after investigation today I am pleased to announce that five of the trees are starting to produce fruit. Two of them are covered with literally thousands of 1cm fruitlets each, the others are more sparse. A fact about mango trees: everything smells like mangoes. The leaves, the bark, and of course the teeny mango fruits.

They should be ripe in March, right about the time that we leave the country. I hope that I can enjoy a few of the mangoes before I leave.

In March, thousands of mangoes!

Now playing: 1200 Techniques - Electro Boogie Freaks

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crhis said he is psised at you


By land or sea from the town to-night,
Restrain his Fury, than provoke his Speed


Sometimes, spam is awesome.

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More monitoring delights - the Other Side

A post in progress…


I am currently in the process of setting up systems to provide more accurate and widespread monitoring of the infrastructure at both home and work. Generally I set these things up at home first, and then implement them at work.


I have previously written about mrtg, but I am now using/experimenting with the following:



I have to say that pycron rocks, installs as a service on my 2k3 server and i replaced my 56 at jobs with just a few cron jobs. I also no longer need FireDaemon or SrvAny. So much easier. I also got Squid working last night, it seems OK, haven’t noticed any speed difference (perhaps a bit slower). I went 250Mb over my download quota last month, so hopefully this will help. 250Mb is almost $40 at BigPond prices. Ouch.


More tomorrow…

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Dutch Delights

My recent posts concerning the Netherlands have prompted Bea into action, and on Friday I received a parcel in the mail, containing treats and presents.


The treats were Chocolade Kruid Noten mix and Gevulde Speculaas. The kruid noten are chocolate covered spiced biscuits which remind me of a Mint Slice without the mint. They are quite nice to eat. Speculaas is a kind of sweet cake for eating with coffee. Gevulde means that it is filled, in this case with a kind of almond paste stuff. This was also very nice. Kirsten and I enjoyed our treats and they are now all gone.


My two presents were both books, one Dutch language course and one tourist guide book. Prisma taaltraining - Nederlands voor anderstaligen is by far the best Dutch language course I have seen. It is well thought out and organised and comes with two audio CD’s, meaning that I can learn at my desk if Kirsten is not there to laugh at me. The other book is Verrassend Nederland, literally “Surprising Netherlands”. This Dutch language book explains the points of interest in the different parts of the Netherlands. I can only understand about 15% of it at this point so I will need to work through both books together.


So all up, a very pleasant surprise!

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How to make a nuclear reactor

http://www.hunkinsexperiments.com/pages/nuclearfission.htm

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0.01 seconds! pwned!

I was recently quite pleased to achieve the superhuman feat of getting 0.03 seconds on a stopwatch. This was very difficult, and took many attempts. I wasn’t wasting time - there was a long SQL script running and I was “timing” it. I took a photo and posted it in this blog.


This week I was contacted by Mark at greenbeetle, who had accepted my challenge and beaten it. Congratulations Mark. No-one can ever beat 0.01 seconds, unless they cheat. Like you did.


Seriously though, this made me realise that there are people out there who actually read my blog for normal reasons (i.e. not the ones searching for photos of ladies wearing stockings). So I went in and checked the referrer logs and what did I find:


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To my Dutch friends

I have written a few posts lately that have caused quite a stir, which was not my intention. For the record, I am 100% committed to moving to the Netherlands in March and I am very excited and looking forward to this time. I try to speak Dutch around the house as much as I can, although Kirsten frequently laughs at me.

I am doing a lot of reading on the subject: reading about other peoples experiences; reading about jobs and about places to live. Sometimes what I read is negative but most of it is positive. It is just circumstance that I posted the link to a “negative” page (although it was 50% positive). Perhaps when I am reading next time I will post some of the good links.

So Henk and Bea, when you read this, you can be sure that I will be bringing your daughter across the pond in March 2005.

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