Monthly Archives for March 2003

BitchKrieg

If it is at all possible please DONT SLAM YOUR DOOR! It is so disrupting & thoughtless.

We have a neighbour who seethes with the fire of hatred for all things. I think she is sexually frustrated.

She often leaves anonymous notes. Sometimes they start off nicely, as this one did, but get progressively less nice. She leaves a calligraphic record of her submission to anger: The letters get more CAPITALISED!; the dots get further above the ‘i’s; things start getting underlined.

Her name is Belinda, but we call her ‘The Bitch’.

By the way - the door slammed because a gust of wind blew it closed.

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CyberKirsten

here. I helped her with the backend stuff (the SQL database and web services) but the content is all hers. And what content. She actually has something to say, unlike me who writes so that I have a newer blog than spong. I both proud of her, and jealous of her talent.

Not to be outdone, spong took up the challenge, and within 3 hours Kellie’s first rant was online. It will be syndicated here as soon as it is in web service form.

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Aargghh! I am a spammer!

So if you are reading this after receiving a spam from me, you didn’t. The return path of the spam is mailto:jfdgrt@aol.com. The sender’s IP was 211.133.118.248.

Please don’t report me to spamcop or something. It wasn’t me.

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Fucking Telstra, episode 9999

More than 3 months ago I moved from my family home to my new apartment. Although I was leaving, the family wanted to continue to use foxtel, so I transferred the account into my father’s name in January. And again in February. You see, Telstra has this way of being all smiles and “that has been done for you, sir”. Except it hasn’t, it never is, and it never will be. Hence, my irritation at noticing the debit from FOXTEL MANAGEMENT PTY PYRMONT being offset partly by a doomed prescience, spawned from years of Telstra efficiency.

I called Foxtel (131 999 - I don’t need to look it up). Apparently they cannot refund the money. If I had wanted them to stop billing me, I should have contacted them and arranged to have the account closed, or moved to my father’s name. Although my father and I both recall having done this many times before it turns out that, in fact, we never have. Whenever we remember having called them before, we are wrong. Because we never have. The foxtel agent told me so.

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