Monthly Archives for June 2002

iOTA

Seems I am not feeling all that wordy, so I’ll just end it here.

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I, Waringah Mayor

The ABC will hear my formal complaint ovr the misspelling of my name.

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Ancient Indian Burial Ground

Suite 202 at work has to have been built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Anytime I have to work in that god-forsaken room I get nothing but problems. Take the last 6 work days for example. That’s 6! All to build 5 computers.

My first hint: don’t listen to them, just stick RIS on the same box as DHCP and DNS and AD, or you will bein a world of hurt.
My second hint: if you want the computernames to be their MAC address, don’t put more than a 2 digit prefix. When they are from the same batch you will get PXE wars. Not a pretty sight. Especially when you are sobbing and pounding the desk.

My third hint: don’t try and include Lotus Notes 5.0.5 in a riprep image. You will just have to reinstall it onto all the new machines anyway.

Enough of the hints, it is after 5:30am and I have not yet slept, preferring instead to spend the night getting things ready so that others might work happier. Oh God, I hope so…

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The elixir of love

Tristan told me about it. He said that it was like Lemsip, but not as good. He implied that it was not at all cokey. He was wrong.

The *new* Diet Coke with Lemon flavour is all that and more. It is my new drug of choice. I want to call CCA and get them to load 3 slots in the vending machine at work, dammit I will call. It is the goodness of Diet Coke, infused with the also goodness of Lemon flavour, resulting in Über Goodness.

OK, I might have gone too far. I blame the additional chemicals (Food Acids 334, 331 are new, and Flavour has moved well up the ranking).

I am going to bed now.

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Introductory formal logic

Burn them! Burn, burn, burn!
And what do we burn apart from witches?
More witches!!! Wood!
Good. So why do witches burn?
…uh…*scratches head* *scratches nose* Cause they are made out of wood?
Goooood! So how do we tell wheter she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
Ahh! But can we not also make bridges out of stone?
oh yeah…
Does wood sink in water?
No! no, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond!!! Throw her throw her!! Yeah!!!!
What also floats in water?
Bread. Apples. Uh, very small rocks. Cider. A bowl of gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches! churches! Lead lead! A duck! Ooooh.
Exactly! So logically…
if she weighs…the same as a duck…shes made of wood.
And therefore…
………a witch!

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It’s just too late

Robert Rowley rolled a round a rolled round, and if Robert Rowley rolled a round a rolled round, where is the round roll Robert Rowley rolled round?

Dividing and gliding and sliding, and falling and brawling and sprawling, and driving and riving and striving.

Hardly had his hale highness heard the easy hedgehog, when he hit the humming-bee by the hunter, who had horrible beetles in the human hall. I love to hear the horses hard iron hooves, go hammer, hammer hammer, hammer hammer, on the easy highway. I hit my horse hard and hurried him out to hunt up hogs.

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A very excite game

It would take the lost environment of pinkjoint to match what SOF2 brings to the gamer’s lifestyle. The killing. The leaning. The headless people, on fire, with blood squirting out their necks.

I like the jungle missions. They seem more real, somehow. Until you get too close to a plant.

In case you are worried, this blog entry was not ‘hacked by chinese’, and is not riddled with virii. MIME/x-multipart

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Mo’Zilla

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More Mozilla

No forward or back mouse button support immediately obvious is bad. Also bad is lack of Google toolbar - but got past that.

and I avoided the abvious pun in the title.

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Mozilla good … 4 years too late

See, I can claim my soul back anytime I want.

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