Yearly Archives for 2001

Über Slut

Google-ised!

you can find me on google!

Google has been my favourite search engine for a bit over 18 months now, and the way it works is this: a site only gets into their database if another crawled site links to it. So getting into google is an achievement for a measly personal site like this one, and now that I am in there, evryone I have linked to is also Google-ised. Check, if you don’t believe me.

Popularity: 14% [?]

Hacked by Chinese!

Popularity: 3% [?]

Flavor Flav Cold Lampin’

I got loowies boy um not trampin
I just came from Da crib ya know
Um on da go throw ya tank into metro
Live lyrics from the bank of reality
I kick da flyest dope maneuver technicality
To a dope track you wanna hike git out ya backpack
Um in my Flav mobile cole lampin
I took dis g upstate cole lampin
Ta da poke a nose, we call da hide-a-ways
A pack of franks and a big bag of frito lays

Flavor-Flav on a hype tip
Um ya hype drink, come take a big sip
Um in position, you can’t play me out da pocket
I’ll take da dopest beat yougot and I’ll rock-it
Like chocolate, even vanilla - chocolate, strawberry, saperella
Flavors are electric - try me - get a shock-a
Didn’t I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest
Flavor in da house by Chuck-D’s side
Chuck got da Flavor-Flav don’t hide
P.E. crazy, Crazy P.E. - makin’ crazy loowies for the shoppin spree

Ya eatin death cause ya like gittin dirt from da graveyard - ya put
gravy on it
Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips
And casket cover clips - dead women hips ya do da bump with - bones
Nutin but love bones
Lifestyles of the Live-en-dead
First ya live den ya dead - died trying ta clock what I said
Now I got a murder rap cause I bust ya cap with Flavor - pure
Flavor

We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki
Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki
You could put dat in ya don’t know what I said book
Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk
Shinavative ill factors by da Flavor Flav
Come an ride da Flavor wave
In any year on any givin day
What a brova know - what do Flavor say
Why do dis record play dat way
Prime time merrily in da day
Right now dis radio station is busy - brainknowledgeably wizzy
Honey drippers, you say you got it
You ain’t got no flavor and I can prove it
Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors
Onion an garlic french fried potatas
Make ya breath stink, breath fire
Makes any onion da best crier

I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect
Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter
Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper
Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style
Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile
Lampin booyee madina style

Kickin da flavor gittin busy
Ya goin ouut, I think ya dizzy
I think ya hungry, cause ya starvin fa Flavor
Flavor most, put it on toast
Eat it-en taste it en swallow it down
Imperial Flavor gives you da crown
Of the king called Flavor, da king of all flavors
Rolls an rolls an rolls life savers
Flavor Flav is in everything ya eat cause everything ya eat got
flavor
Flavor Flav is da first taste ya git in da mornin - ya breakfast is
da flavor
In between dat ta lunch - in between dat dinner - in between dat ta
midnight flavor
Yeah, das right I got somethin fa all da fandangoes of da mangoes of
da fandangoes of da mangoes

Popularity: 14% [?]

Blast from the Past

Tristan today I got more than I bargained for. While Tristan was browsing RAM prices, I was being led outside by an insecure security guard who had something to say. Seems he had heard some stories that were just that, and wanted to tell me how he felt. It was hard to work out what was going on, since he doesn’t know the truth and I don’t know what story he has been told. After some confusing and vague threats he made his retreat and I was left shaking my head.

Seems she is still manipulating her world in the unfathomable style that I came to know, all those years ago. I didn’t end up buying anything, and neither did Tristan.

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Adam adds to the Conspiracy

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Inflight conspiracy?

die today.

We all hear the stories: newspapers showing crashes are not provided on the planes, the oxygen masks are to subdue the passengers, and life rafts are a joke: crashing into water is like crashing into concrete. Yet still they show pictures of a plane floating happily on top of the sea, while happy passengers enjoy their bouncy slide to safety..

This morning I noticed something that amused me: at no point did they actually mention the possibility of a plane crash. Even when they were explaining the procedures, the crash was not mentioned. Instead of “In the event of a crash, the cabin crew will open the hatches” they said “the cabin crew will open the hatches”. That was all.

Maybe I was just sick of waiting at the terminal, and I was concocting theories to keep myself entertained.

Popularity: 14% [?]

[SCoJ] has a new home

here.

Maybe in a few years I will get around to adding some content.

Popularity: 15% [?]

BLUE MONDAY

When you’ve your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me, how do I feel
Tell me now, How do I feel

Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They’ll turn away no more
And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I’m quite sure that you’ll tell me
Just how I should feel today

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn’t for your misfortune
I’d be a heavenly person today
And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how should I feel

Now I stand here waiting…
I thought I told you to leave me
While I walked down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold

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I am not Tiger Woods

Chris and Adam. As usual, the hire clubs were designed to fit the average man, and so I found myself making plenty of air swings from my high address point. Something I had never seen before - you had to carry a bucket of sand with you everywhere you went (I guess to replace divots).

Chris seemed to make all of the memorable shots - onto the island in the smelly water hazard. Into the pines above a guy’s head. Into the schoolyard (3 times). Each time incurs a 2 shot penalty and some kind of alluded-to disciplinary action.

Highlight: using Adam’s Driver and hitting the ball straight and long.

Lowlight: Having to wear Chris’s spare shorts because my jeans were classified as ‘cargo pants’ under their weird rules.

Popularity: 17% [?]