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Archives for 2001

Über Slut
------------------------------------------------------el·ef·ynt (el'ef'ynt) n. 1. Relating to or suggestive of an elephant. 2. Pretentiouse yet ignorant. 3. Using the letter 'e' at the end of words. 4. Stop fucking calling me------------------------------------------------------ ...more»
Google-ised!
Most of you don't know this, but I have an undocumented feature on Darryn.NET : every time I get a hit on the website the server makes a 'bing' sound. Tonight it made that sound while I was wondering what to do, so I decided to check the server logs. I was geekily delighted to see something that I have ...more»
Hacked by Chinese!
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Flavor Flav Cold Lampin’
Um lampin um lampin um cole cole lampinI got loowies boy um not trampinI just came from Da crib ya knowUm on da go throw ya tank into metroLive lyrics from the bank of realityI kick da flyest dope maneuver technicalityTo a dope track you wanna hike git out ya backpackUm in my Flav mobile cole lampinI took dis g ...more»
Blast from the Past
Whilst shopping with Tristan today I got more than I bargained for. While Tristan was browsing RAM prices, I was being led outside by an insecure security guard who had something to say. Seems he had heard some stories that were just that, and wanted to tell me how he felt. It was hard to work out what was going ...more»
Adam adds to the Conspiracy
reading your site on planes - the last plane I caught to Melbourne they told the lady next to me (with baby on lap) that if we "have to stop suddenly" -- like you can apply the brakes in mid-air -- "her weight would crush the baby" ...more»
Inflight conspiracy?
Have you ever noticed that whenever they do the safety demonstration before a flight, the steward(esse)s are always subtly laughing? I have. At first I thought that they were just having a bit of fun, but after seeing the same kind of behaviour on many different flights in different airlines and countries, I am beginning to wonder. Surely the joke ...more»
[SCoJ] has a new home
I was ?bored? last night so I decided to knock up a home for my CS clan, the Shining Crowbar of Justice. It is about time - the clan was formed before CS even existed, back when crowbars were a tough weapon to use. Anyway, check out the "site" here.Maybe in a few years I will get around to adding ...more»
BLUE MONDAY
How does it feel to treat me like you do? When you've your hands upon me And told me who you are I thought I was mistaken I thought I heard your words Tell me, how do I feel Tell me now, How do I feel Those who came before me Lived through their vocations From the past until completion ...more»
I am not Tiger Woods
Today I spent a pleasant afternoon at North Ryde Golf Club, playing nine holes with Chris and Adam. As usual, the hire clubs were designed to fit the average man, and so I found myself making plenty of air swings from my high address point. Something I had never seen before - you had to carry a bucket of sand ...more»
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